^ Cheesy photo so I look like a professional who knows what the heck I’m doing here
This is my first ever post in what I hope to be a very long line of, like, maybe seven posts.
Alright, here’s what’s up. I’ve been doing some reading, and apparently nowadays simply writing a book just ain’t gonna cut it.
*Old man voice* “It just ain’t like it was back in my day…”
You gotta be able to market it, sell it, grow a fanbase. Blah, blah, blah… Who knew there’d be so much work involved in becoming a millionaire, huh?
Anyway, one of the top things you gotta do to cut it as an author in today’s world is to have an author site, and apparently it’s never too early to start trying to gather up some folks who might be sorta interested in reading what you’ve written. So that’s why I’m here.
And that’s why you’re here! So thanks! You’re helping me get famous so I can quit my day job and become a rich eccentric instead of just a regular weirdo. I hope you like what you find here, and just know that I’m nowhere near as confident in reality as I am on page, so if you don’t like it, don’t be mean to me 🥺
Nah, I’m just kidding.
Or am I? 🥺
Anyway, please sign up for my newsletter where I’ll keep you up to date on new posts and new updates and new news and everything without blowing up your inbox.
Also, I just met you, and this is crazy, but I made a Facebook author page, so follow it maybe?
I might end up adding more social media accounts in the future, if I happen to teach myself the ways of the young folks (no promises). If I do, they’ll be added to my site as well.
Thanks for your time and come on back now, y’hear?

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